The question department Est. in a moment of poor judgment
An extremely specific musical tribute

Why does ithurtwhen Ipee?

Some questions deserve answers. This one got a Frank Zappa song—and now it has a website. Welcome to the strangest restroom on the internet.

▶  Hear the song
The main attraction / press play

The song, of course.

The visuals are mostly album art. We handled the rest of the weird for you.

Now showing: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Presented with admiration and questionable taste.Watch on YouTube ↗
Interactive nonsense / absolutely free

Pull the lever.

The song has one burning question. This machine has zero useful answers. Give it a pull anyway.

Current mood: suspiciously normal.